Time Traveler From 2087 Disappointed to Find Vending Machines Still Don't Accept Wrinkled Bills
A traveler from the year 2087 described our era as "not the dystopia I prepared for, but somehow worse."
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National Weather Service Adds "Scattered Spiders" to Extended Forecast
The NWS introduced a new precipitation category Tuesday after reports of "spider rain" in three fictional states.